Pizza is a food invented by the Greek god Pete Zah, who one day decided to make one out of boredom, and impressed Zeus so fricking much, he made him a God.
...at least, that’s what we wish happened. In reality, an Italian genius made it to impress the queen, and boom. Pizza.
Types of PizzaEdit
- Cheese: The one you know very well. He’s finally back to kick some tail. His coconut gun can fire in spurts. IF HE SHOOTS YA, IT’S GONNA HURT!
- Pepperoni: The one everyone loves, since let’s face it, no one wants just cheese on their pizza. Fun Fact: If you add glasses, it looks like a nerd.
- Sausage: Apparently, someone thought to fuse Sausages and Pizza. And that’s how Sausage Pizza came into existence. I wonder if German people make Bratwurst Pizza instead?
- Peppers: 2spicy4me2handle
- Brookies: Pizza, but it’s a chocolate chip cookie. It’s impossible to go wrong with this idea.
- Anchovies/Pineapple: The 2 types of Pizza that one shall avoid. Liking one of them is recognized as a mental disorder.
- Stuffed Crust: Pizza, but the crust has been stuffed. Don’t ask for Gru to get this, or he’ll stuff you in the crust.