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Everybody Poops

Everybody Poops

"Everybody Poops" is this amazing song of truth. It is sung by Oobi's cousin, Buster Puppet. As of 2019, "Everybody Poops" has been in Guinness World Records as the song on the Top 40 charts for the most consecutive years in a row, with 11.

Lyrics Edit

Well the Pope takes a poop, and the President too,

And the fancy-pants banker in his three-piece suit,

The big fat general and all of his troops,

The truth of the matter is that everybody poops.

The famous brain surgeon has to leave his lump,

And the high-priced model has to stop for a dump,

A can the size of Canada can't spray away the truth,

Even if they don't admit it, everybody poops.

Everybody poops, (Everybody poops)

Everybody poops, (Poopa poopy doo)

Sure things number more than two,

Death and taxes and that everybody poops.

Some days it's easy, other days it's hard,

But if your system's working, thank your lucky stars,

Nobody talks about it, not a word is said,

But if you're not poopin', then it means you're prob'ly dead.

The destitute and homeless have to do it, it's true,

But even all the wealthy people gotta make due, (doo)

And if you live long enough, it's happenin' to you,

Sooner or later, everybody poops!

Everybody poops, (Everybody poops)

Everybody poops, (Poopa poopy doo)

Sure things number more than two,

Death and taxes and that everybody poops.

Death and taxes and that everybody poops.

Death and taxes and that everybody poops.

Everybody poops!

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